The Official Celebrity Big Brother Pole - 16th Jan

Oh it's eviction night and the feeling's right. For Tina to be booted out.

1) Verne - Back on top, mainly for jumping off some boxes in to Michelle's arms.

2) Coolio - He's the only contestant with a cookery book.

3) Terry - The manc slips.

4) Ben - Moves up a couple of places due to his hiding under a duvet.

5) Michelle - A non-mover, despite catching Verne.

6) Mutya - Up two places for a sterling performance on the giant piano.

7=Ulrika - Crys over children.

7=Tommy - Slips four places for pretending to sleep through Carwash.

9) La Toya - Not unpleasant, just a bit too anonymous.

10) Tina - How can she simultaneously believe the following facts about her chances of beating 80,000 hits for her ballet challenge? A) "I'm not going to lose, no way, I'm on fucking Channel 4" and B) "I told you we'd lose, I just said we'd only get about 30, 40 thousand hits". They can't both be right love.