The 'pole' is controversially being published a day late, due in no small part to this controversial letter:
Steven,
I feel in would be inappropriate for me to participate in today's BB
Pole as I failed to watch last nights show.
It is with deep regret that I did
not fulfil my duty last night. As a result I feel that the only way manner in
which this situation can be rectified is by you solely calculating the scores
for the BB Pole today.
Apologies,
Your esteemed colleague.
JLS
So, as a result, I had to compile the rankings alone, so alone, cold and lonely. And here they are (mainly based on chillie eating):
1. Terry - Terry has been my personal pick since the beginning and it's JLS' love of Verne that has kept him from the top spot.
2. Ben - Remained very calm whilst eating chillies.
3. Verne - Eating two chillies must count as more than double for Vernon.
4. Coolio - Only had two chillies.
5. Ulrika - Needs to cheer up.
6. Tommy - Still not recovered from the day he went mental.
7. La Toya - Laughs like her brother. Disturbing.
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